A friend of me e-mailed me the following question on a friday afternoon... What's a cool name for... Wait for it... A booklet to help you...wait for it.... To get through your exams?
So being the good friend i am i sent them back a few suggestions...
• The totally cool way to get through your exams.
• The totally cool way to get through your exams - remember P's get degrees!
• Ten easy ways to cheat through your exams!
• Man vs Wild's guide to surviving your exams!
• Ice cold tips to get you through your exams.
• It's a Friday arvo and someone asked me to come up with a name for this booklet.
• How to juggle nights at the footy sheds and passing your exams.
• Ten key staff personnel to bribe in order to pass your exams.
• Jamaica's bobsled team's guide to getting through your exams.
• If you're smart enough to be able to read this title then you probably don't need this booklet.
My suggestions:
ReplyDelete"Learn to be okay with failing, then none of this matters"
"Yeesh, Go do an Arts Degree and get off my back"
"The Hunger Games" (not accurate, but it'll sell like a motherfucker...)
Thank you for the suggestions John - i'll forward them on. I must admit the third one has some strong merit!
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